Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Random stuff from the brain of a crazy person!

I haven't quite had the time to do another one of my history times, but I have random thoughts in my head and thought some might be enjoyable for you!


  • I haven't noticed until tonight how many stars you can't see.....that may be because this is the first time there hasn't been clouds :P
  • I was able to see on my way home yesterday......at 5:45PM!!!!   It was grayness, but the sun was still near up!
  • either Sweden has a horrible crime rate on hubcaps, or they don't have them
  • The word "slut" in Swedish means the end, or final, this makes for some interesting signs

  • My Aunt also sent me some interesting wording that are on signs.  But trust me, English isn't quite as bad as you think.


  •  Did I read that sign right?
    “TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.”In a Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE
    ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
    In a London department store:
    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS...
    In an office:
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS
    WILL BE TAKEN.
    In an office:
    AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
    AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
    Outside a secondhand shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
    WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
    Notice in health food shop window:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS...
    Spotted in a safari park:
    (I sure hope so.)

    ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
    Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T
    KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
    Notice in a farmer's field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE
    FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
    Message on a leaflet:
    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL
    YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON
    THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)
    Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
    Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife
    and Daughter

    This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    Really? Ya' think?


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    Police Begin Campaign to
    Run Down Jaywalkers

    Now that's taking things a bit far!

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    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    What a guy!

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    Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

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    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    See if that works better than a fair trial!

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    War Dims Hope for Peace

    I can see where it might have that effect!

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    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
    It May Last Awhile

    Ya' think?!

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    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

    Who would have thought!

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    Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
    Police Suspect Homicide

    They may be on to something!

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    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

    You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

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    Man Struck By Lightning:
    Faces Battery Charge

    He probably IS the battery charge!

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    New Study of Obesity Looks for
    Larger Test Group

    Weren't they fat enough?!

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Astronaut Takes Blame for
    Gas in Spacecraft

    That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    Do they taste like chicken?

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    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

    Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

    **********************************************************************************************

    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

    Boy, are they tall!

    ***********************************************************************************************

    And the winner is...

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Did I read that right?

With my Swedish, I am also trying to learn some Polish.....yeah--I just ran into the grammar minefield that is Polish.  I guess there are 7 different endings to put on, and I asked my friend Adam how to tell which one you use in each case:

no, probably there is a rule that all people use, but nobody really knows how to formulate it you know, some subliminal stuff
then I asked why not these other endings

man, I have no idea... that's the way things are
Argggg!!!  This is going to be a road to even more insanity!
But I'm still better than a month ago!--In both Polish and Swedish!

In other news:

 I went to the City Hall of Jönköping last Wednesday and learned all about the area and got free food!  Unfortunately I kept getting questions about US politics.  That is not my cup of tea.


I've also been doing a lot of Ice skating, either by myself or with Emily.  The rental of the ice skates is free and to use the rink is free.......hhmmmm, very hard decision here ;P
The rink we go to is near where Emily lives {in what I would call a sub-town} Råslätt.



I felt really dirty wearing these, especially since I had them on the day of our hockey games.  But they are the pair that fits best {but not very sharp}.


  • They were picking up the little rocks today!  I guess they figure no more snow :(........maybe it was that the outside was near 45 today.....maybe......
  • Sweden thinks it can tell me how to use the toilet.  What's up guys?
    In Furan

  • I keep hearing the term "swag", all I can think of is this comic

perhaps not in russian {or something like that} would help.......

  •  I made a rope rosary today and confused many people, but they learned about Catholics as I explained :)
  • I received many letters today, thank you!
  • I have evil plans in my mind, think I can get any more evil minions?




I said this was completely random!  Things come into my head and so a wrote them here, just because.  There probably won't be anymore like this one, this is mostly because my brain hurts right now and I thought I could give you some enjoyment :D.  God kväll!!


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